Joke #13057
Once I said to a rough-looking guy at the bar, “Anything you can do I can do better.” He jumped up and said, “Okay, top this!” And he punched me in the mouth and knocked out two teeth. Slowly, I got up...
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Q: What kind of bar doesn’t serve drinks? A: A chocolate bar! -~- Tags: bar, chocolate, drink
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Q: Where do astronauts go for refreshments when they’re on the Red Planet? A: Mars bars. -~- Tags: astronaut, bar, Mars
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Q: What did the guy say when he walked into the bar? A: “Ouch.” -~- Tags: bar
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President Bush and Colin Powell were sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the bartender, “Isn’t that Bush and Powell sitting over there?” The bartender says, “Yep, that’s them.” So the guy walks...
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A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, “Sorry we don’t serve food in here.” -~- Tags: bar, bartender, food, sandwich
View ArticleCashier Lesson – Being a Receptionist Without a Chair
This entry is part 3 of 5 in the series Cashier LessonsEveryone knows that when you’re a receptionist or manning a desk you either are standing up, sitting down, or leaning against whatever can hold...
View ArticleAny area the plants always fail, no matter what you’ve tried?
Note: There is a poll embedded within this post, please visit the site to participate in this post's poll. -~- Tags: bar, plant, sex
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couida – n. your favorite bar that burned down -~- Tags: bar, couida, fire, noun
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conquten – v. to douse a fire in a bar with the watered down drinks they serve -~- Tags: alcohol, bar, conquten, fire, verb
View ArticleJoke #24419
A toothless termite walked into a pub and asked: “Is the bar tender here?” -~- Tags: bar, bartender, termite
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